Chain Letter Etiquette and Wisdom2013-02-01 by
- Chain Letter Type 1: Make a wish!!!
No, really, go on and make one!!! Oh please, you’ll never have that much $$! Wish something else!!! Yeah, and you think you’re good looking enough to get in bed with that? Right. STOP!!!! Wasn’t that fun? :) Hope you made a great wish :)
Now, to make you feel guilty, here’s what I’ll do. First of all, if you don’t send this to 5,096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be ravaged by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It’s true! Because, THIS letter isn’t like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE! Really!
Here’s how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter. *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter. *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be furious with you forsending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life. *Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be incensed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will Toilet Paper your house and throw rotten eggs at your window screens.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
- Chain Letter Type 2
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Bindiaverypoortummyian who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no belly button. This little boy’s life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Bellybuttonless Boy from Bindiaverypoortummyian Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the e-mails sent and this is all a complete load of bull. So go on, reach out.
Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder – if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will perish instantly.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that’s threatening to leave you nooky-less or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it’s funny, send it on. Don’t piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who’s been tied to dead elephant for 27 years, whose only saviour is the 5 cents per letter he’ll receive if you forward this mail.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your private parts. Really, it’s true!
Courtesy of the old I-Helpdesk & WebReview
from a chain-smoker
Your clean humor is welcome!
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